I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Close That Trading T-Shirt

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I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Close That. For the trader whose exit button suddenly feels unavailable when a position turns personal. Retro cream, gold and red lettering turns a stubborn open trade into dry desk humor.

Shirt details

• Adult unisex Gildan 64000 short-sleeve T-shirt with a classic crew neck.
• Soft, lightweight fabric, approximately 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²); fiber composition varies by color.
• Printed front design, ribbed collar and shoulder tape.

Size and color

Available in Black, Dark Chocolate, Navy, Royal, Military Green and Dark Heather. Select your preferred size and color from the available options; availability varies by combination.

Care

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding the print.

Product images are mockups. Screen colors and print placement may vary slightly. Desk accessories are not included.

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

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Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production takes 1–3 business days. After that, US orders ship by Standard Delivery and arrive in 5–10 business days, usually about a week. You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.
US shipping: from $4.95. Free on orders over $80.
International: shown at checkout and depends on your country.
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Returns & Refunds

30-day happiness guarantee. Not happy with your shirt? Email support@wearyouredge.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and we’ll refund you. No return needed.
Free size swaps. Ordered the wrong size? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll send the right size free.
Damaged or misprinted? Send a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace it or refund you.
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